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It's A Dog's Life
So you might as well enjoy it
Lessons in Assertiveness
by Sparky, the Wonder Dog
Edited by P.V. Alvarado
Down Under
Dear Sparky,
We just moved to a farm in the outback of Australia, and I am amazed at this place. It’s very much like the ads. Adventure abounds! Why only last week I was out exploring when I met this young Aussie canine. We chatted for a while, but it was difficult to understand him because he barks with an accent! His name is Dingo. He is rather cute in a wolfish sort of way. Not your usual domesticated canine. He said he wants to take me out and show me the sights. I’d like to meet him again, Sparky, but I don’t want to be a one night stand. What do you think?
Prudent in Perth
Dear Prudent,
If you’re in for adventure, then dance with the dingo. However, if you’re looking for a long-time relationship, don’t go to him; make him come to you. Things tend to boomerang when we’re perilous. Be patient, and learn to speak the dingo lingo.
Good luck,
Sparky ,
