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So you might as well enjoy it
Lessons in Assertiveness
by Sparky, the Wonder Dog
edited by P.V. Alvarado
William Didn't Tell
Dear Sparky,
The other day my master invited me to an open-air concert in the park. I felt honored by the invitation because not many canines are included in these events. We arrived early and found a spot on the hillside with a commanding view. The maestro took his position, the crowd settled, and the music began. It was wonderful. All was going well, and I was howling along to the beat. Then all of a sudden, there were cannon bursts! It was like World War III! I broke from my leash and beat a path home. I don't know what time my master came in, but I hid in the safety of my little house until the sun came up.
What I would like to know is why did they have to ruin a concert with cannon? I think that will be my first and last concert.
Deafened in Deridder
Dear Deafened,
I couldn't agree with you more about the cannon. Why ruin beautiful music with explosions? I've said it before, and I think it bears repeating. Humans love noise. It must have something to do with the shape of their ears. Sorry about the concert.
Sparky
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