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It's a Dog's Life


So you might as well enjoy it
Lessons in Assertiveness

by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt
edited by P.V. Alvarado


A Hair Raising Experience


Dear Dr. Mutt,


My master is a journalists for a renowned newspaper, and we have spent our adult lives reporting the news around the globe. I can tell you that we have been through many terrifying experiences that would make any sane mutt turn tail and run, but we have survived them all.

Thus, my problem. Lately my fur has grown sparse and thin, and when I pointed this out to my master, his answer was to put me on a vitamin supplement. At first, I smirked at the idea, but after a month on Vitadog Plus, I look like a cotton ball with paws, and I feel like I'm three again!

It's amazing! I only wish I had been careful with my diet from the beginning, but I won't dwell on the negative. Just let this serve as a warning to all the young folks out there: Enjoy life, but take care of yourself! Exercise and eat right!

Energized in Eureka



Dear Energized,

Stress combined with a diet sorely lacking in basic vitamins and nutrients can turn the furriest canine into a cue ball, and I can imagine what yours would be like always on the run. Thank your lucky stars that your master is intelligent enough to realize what you need and has the good sense to give it to you. Enjoy your newfound youth!

Sparky








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