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So you might as well enjoy it
Lessons in
Assertiveness
by
Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt
edited by P.V.
Alvarado
A Hair Raising
Experience
Dear Dr.
Mutt,
My master is a
journalists for a renowned newspaper, and we have spent our
adult lives reporting the news around the globe. I can tell you
that we have been through many terrifying experiences that
would make any sane mutt turn tail and run, but we have
survived them all.
Thus, my
problem. Lately my fur has grown sparse and thin, and when I
pointed this out to my master, his answer was to put me on a
vitamin supplement. At first, I smirked at the idea, but after
a month on Vitadog Plus, I look like a cotton ball with paws,
and I feel like I'm three again!
It's amazing! I
only wish I had been careful with my diet from the beginning,
but I won't dwell on the negative. Just let this serve as a
warning to all the young folks out there: Enjoy life, but take
care of yourself! Exercise and eat right!
Energized in Eureka
Dear
Energized,
Stress combined with a diet sorely lacking
in basic vitamins and nutrients can turn the furriest canine
into a cue ball, and I can imagine what yours would be like
always on the run. Thank your lucky stars that your master is
intelligent enough to realize what you need and has the good
sense to give it to you. Enjoy your newfound youth!
Sparky
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