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Mon Cher, docteur Sparkus,

My name is Fifi, and I am a Parischienne. I was wondering if you 'ave ever been to Paris? You seem like such a debonair dog --- wo wise and so intelligent. Are you free? If zere is not a Mme Sparkus, you could come to Paris perhaps? Life in Paris is so wonderful. It is beautiful not only in ze springtime. I couild show you ze streets! I would love to meet you.

Enchntée aux Champs Élysés

Dear Fifi,

Alas there is no Mme Sparkus, and I have never been to Paris anytime! However, maybe we should get to know each other a bit before I make travel arrangements so I have enclosed a snap of myself. What you see is the real me. Let me know if I should talk to my travel agent.

Sparky

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