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It's a Dog's Life

So you might as well enjoy it
Lessons in Assertiveness
by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt
edited by P.V. Alvarado
Making My Own Bed and Lying In It
Dear Dr. Mutt,
Today I got a new SISTER! I don't mind that she's a cat, but I'm jealous because SHE gets to sleep inside! They never let ME sleep inside! In fact, the only bed I get is a FLOWER bed, and it ain't filled with roses like the ones they gave her! This is so unfair. I'm mad! I'd run away, but the gate is locked.
Dear Disgusted,
Life as a feline is not all it's cracked up to be. Think about it. Do you really want to live inside where everything is sterile and you have to poop on a newspaper? Outside you can run and roll and dig and smell the flowers, even though they're not roses. Just relax and have a good time on the patio.
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