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Dear Dr. Mutt,

Yesterday the girl child brought home Matt, a cat with an attitude as long as his tail! The master gave him the luxury suite in the tool shed; and get this, he has his own bathroom! Shucks, when they brought me home, they stuck me outside, and I have to "go" in the great outdoors! And what's worse, when I try to be friendly; he pokes his fluffy head out the window and hisses at me! The nerve! This is so unfair! I demand equal rights! Or at the very least I want to replace Matt!

Disgusted in Diablo

Dear Disgusted,

You have every right to feel maligned, but alas such is life as the feline sees it. Matt is not a mutt, and his job probably involves a search & destroy mission which requires him to be indoors. And though we canines can seek a better living condition, who wants to poop in a box?

Your true task as a canine is to be a loyal guardian of your master. So demonstrate this by doing your job to the best of your ability without complaint. At day's end, you will be rewarded by a grateful master.

Sparky
sparkytmutt@yahoo.com

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