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It's a Dog's Life


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Lessons in Assertiveness

by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt
edited by P.V. Alvarado


No Laughing Matter


Dear Dr. Mutt,

For some strange reason all my brothers and sisters have curly hair, but something weird happened to me. I'm what you might call a straight-haired poodle. The extra ribbons and bows don't bother me as much as the torments. Everybody howls about my straight hair, and the other day I overheard someone mention something about a haystack. I tried asking my mom, but she rolled her eyes and ignored me. Just exactly what do they mean? I'd like to be party to the joke.

Distraught in Dardeaux



Dear Distraught,

You are probably a "love child" --- the product of a spontaneous relationship --- not uncommon in the Canine World, believe me. However, it's not --- who's your daddy --- but who you are that's important. Your mom seems to be at ease with the idea so why worry? Relax. A mixed salad is a healthy salad. Enjoy being unique.

Sparky
sparkytmutt@yahoo.com











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