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Lessons in Assertiveness
by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt
edited by P.V. Alvarado
Urgent: Search & Rescue
Dear Dr. Mutt,
My name is Pokey. This morning my buddies Bullet and Speedy who live next door invited me for a walk around Clayton. Then they decided to race, but I can't run because of my rheumatism. They ran so fast that I couldn't keep up, and I got lost. I'm not sure where I am because my eye-sight is pretty bad. My hearing's not so good either, but I heard a big whistle a while ago so I think I'm near the train tracks. My master's name is Jack. Please tell him to come get me. I'm hungry, and it's getting dark.
Dear Lost,
I'm on assignment in San Blas right now, but I will immediately contact Roof Dog, my assistant, and have him bark your message throughout the neighborhoods. There is a big railroad track across the highway from Clayton so you're probably close by, and somebody's bound to see you and tell Jack. If not, Bullet and Speedy can lead the search. But do be careful. Sit tight and don't cross the highway. Help will be on the way soon.
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