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Lessons in Assertiveness

by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt
edited by P.V. Alvarado

Doggie Doldrums

Dear Dr. Mutt,

My master took me for a ride in his new car the other day and, to my dismay, I got car sick. It happened so fast. One minute I was fine, and the next I was calling for Ralph all over the dash. I tried to stick my head out the window, but it was shut tighter than a drum. The master was so upset that he vowed I shall never ride again. Why did this happen, Doc? I don’t understand. Is this normal?

Queasy in Quincy,

Dear Queasy,

It appears that you suffer from what we in the canine world call Doggie Motion Syndrome, DMS for short. It is brought on by movement in enclosed spaces without access to ram air. Take heart, it happens to the best of us. If your master had opened the window, he could have prevented the whole fiasco.

Sparky
sparkytmutt@yahoo.com

Follow the sage advice of your personal Wonder Dog: visit Sparky's website at http://www.sparkytmutt.4t.com.

 

 

 

 

 

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