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funIt's a Dog's Life
Lessons in Assertiveness
by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt No Bull
Dear Dr. Mutt, Yesterday, when I was taking a walk with my master, some big bulldog threatened me, and I just heard that he lives next door. Please help me, should I run away, or should I commit hara-kiri. You decide. Write soon. Troubled in Topeka Dear Troubled, Canines, like humans, tend to be named according to their qualities, and the dog next door is no exception. Courage and fear have nothing to do with names and everything to do with guts and determination. The next time you go for a walk with your master, strut like you own the joint and don't back down in the face of a bit of bull. Take it from one who knows. I've been there and done that.
Sparky
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