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Lessons in Assertiveness

by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt
edited by P.V. Alvarado

Dear Dr. Mutt,

I thought thunder and lightning were bad, but hurricanes and tornadoes are even worse. When the water started rising, my master put my house on the roof where he thought it’d be safe. The rain hammered my roof so hard it sprang a leak, so I stepped outside to check on things, but before I could say jackrabbit, my house blew away. Now I’m wet and homeless, but I’m not complaining. I feel lucky to be alive, and the master said he’d build me a new house as soon as the water recedes and he can get to his tools.  

Water-logged near White Lake

Dear Water-logged,

Glad to hear that you and your master are okay. You are more fortunate than many, and indeed you are one lucky dog!

Sparky
sparkytmutt@yahoo.com
www.sparkytmutt.4t.com