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Also in this section: Three takes on the news One day God, tired of all the sinning, decided to finally put an end to Earth, and met with all the world leaders to tell them personally of his decision to terminate humanity in 24 hours. "I've met with you to say that I'm going to end humanity in 24 hours!" God said. "But God..." "No buts. That is the time limit. Earth will not exist anymore. Therefore, go home to your respective countries and notify your people so that everyone can arrange their things. You have 24 hours." The first to meet with his people was President George Bush, by means of a nationally broadcast message from the Oval Office. "My fellow Americans, I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that yes, God does exist... he has talked with me! The bad news is that this great nation... our American dream... will cease to exist in 24 hours. This is the will of God."
Fidel met with Cubans and told them, "Comrades!... Cubanos! I have two
pieces of bad news to give you. The first is that God does exist. Yes,
it's so. I saw him with my own eyes! I was wrong all this time. Wow! The
second is that, in only 24 hours, this glorious revolution for which we
have fought so long will no longer exist." "Dear people, today is a day very special for everyone. I have two pieces of good news to give you. "First, I'm an envoy of God! His messenger! Because I have talked with him personally! "The second is, as I've promised before throughout my political career, in 24 hours --- listen well --- in only 24 hours... there will be no more corruption... unemployment... illiteracy... drug trafficking... delinquency... problems with transportation or water... or poverty in our country. And the most spectacular!!! Today we are repealing the sales tax on all products... there will be a $200 raise for all teachers, except for those who signed for the $90... medicine will be free... there will be equal health care for everyone from Social Security... the retirement age will be 55 years for men and women... and there will be no more hunger and misery! "Listen well! All our problems are over today! And anyone who doesn't believe me can file their complaint tomorrow!"
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