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Lessons in Assertiveness

by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt
edited by P.V. Alvarado

 

Costume Cross-up

 

 

Dear Dr. Mutt,

The other day I was invited to a party at the dumpster. It was a casual affair so I wore my natural coat – a simple black tux with a white bib, but when I arrived, some guy said, “Hey, what’s with the monkey suit?”

“What monkey suit?” I asked, and everyone laughed.

I don’t understand, Doc. Where did I go wrong?

Dressed up in Dayton

 

Dear Dressed,

A monkey suit is a derogatory term for a tuxedo, which is considered formal attire. The guys at the party were having a bit of fun at your expense, but take heart. My mom always said that it’s better to be over-dressed than not dressed at all, and you’re fortunate to have such a fancy natural coat because you will always be dressed for success! So wear your tux proudly.

 Enjoy yourself! 

Sparky

sparkytmutt@yahoo.com
http://www.sparkytmutt.4t.com/

 

 

 

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