Frivolous Fuzz

 

 

Dear Dr. Mutt,

I was born with a lustrous ebony coat, and though one of my ears flaps a bit when I run, I strike quite a pose! However, today I noticed white fuzz growing under my nose. At first, I thought it was milk, so I drank lots of water, but no matter how much I drink, it won’t go away. Is this normal? Can I dye my fur?

Freaking out in Fresno

Dear Freaking,

The wizards of our race think that maturity makes us debonair, especially if it comes with a moustache. Believe me, many chicks like a mature, mustachioed mutt, and the combination with the bent ear can make the difference between a date and a disaster! So don’t panic! And whatever you do, stay away from the chemicals, especially around such a sensitive area as the nose!

Take a deep breath, relax and enjoy yourself!

Sparky