Rotten Weilers

 

 

Dear Dr. Mutt,

My neighbors are monsters. Hans and Franz are two Rottweilers who live across the road. Normally they are behind the fence, but yesterday they were loose, and because of that I nearly died. Though I have strong traces of German shepherd blood, I’m a mix of other races, and not nearly as tall or as strong as they are. So when I went out for my usual jaunt along the road, they attacked me from both sides. I fought as hard as I could, but to be honest, if it had not been for the kind human who threw a rock and hit Franz on the head, I would not be here to tell my story. What is it with these guys, Doc? I’m a nice guy.

Bullied in Boquete

 

Dear Bullied,

First, I must say that not all Rottweilers are rotten, and certainly I don’t want to go into racial issues, but obviously Hans and Franz’s ties to the canine heritage have serious gaps, which leads one to wonder if they have received proper training. There is a Rottweiler training course offered on the Internet, which guarantees to add class to a Rottweiler in less than two hours. Their master should look into this. But whatever you do, stay in your yard! Your human friend may not be there the next time!

Sparky