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Dear Dr. Mutt,

I am sick and tired of nuggets. My buddy Rocky, the bull dog who lives next door, gets steak and bones every day! And what do I get? Nuggets! WHY? We both pull guard duty, 24 – 7. Don’t I deserve steak? Don’t I deserve bones? Heck, he and I do the same job! How can I protest?

Underpaid in Uvalde
 

Dear Underpaid,

Though research says that nuggets are healthier for us, I can certainly understand your desire for a change of diet. Nuggets are rather bland and tasteless, and they can’t compare with a juicy steak or a meaty bone. The only way I can see you fulfilling your dreams of a happy meal once in a while is to go on a severe diet. You may have to abstain from eating the nuggets, in protest. I can’t guarantee how long you may have to do this, as it depends on your master’s alertness to your condition, so you may want to give it a test run first Chat with Rocky to see what he thinks too, and then give it a shot. Let me know how it goes.

Good Luck,
Sparky
sparkytmutt@yahoo.com