Double Standards

Dear Dr. Mutt,

I have a bone to pick with the human population. Why is it that we canines are banned from restaurants? They’re always telling us what good friends we are! Sure, we eat the same food, share the same water, but we canines can’t go inside a restaurant! And if on the off chance we do get to go inside, we have to sit UNDER the table. What’s this all about? What a lot of bull-pucky!

Unfriendly in Utopia

 

Dear Unfriendly,

Humans are weird, there’s no question about it. They think they are the superior race, but we know better. We canines are on a higher developmental plane than they are so we can allow them their disillusions and idiosyncrasies. We dispensed with cutlery eons ago, so who needs to eat with a fork and a knife, or sit at a table? Our friendship is not based on equality, but on a hopefully un-tethered service to mankind and the universe. So rest easy, eat well, but eat alone.

Sparky
sparkytmutt@yahoo.com