Doubtful Doggies

Dear Dr. Mutt,

The girl human found a box in the garbage and brought it home. Inside there are five little fur balls with pointy ears and striped fur. When her mom saw them, she used the F word, so they are definitely not puppies. But that’s not the half of it, the mom said she could keep them, and they put the box right next to my bed! I was going to leave, but the mom told me to stay, so I did. They wiggle constantly and make funny noises, and I can’t get any rest! Am I doomed to a feline inferno?

Sleepless in Southampton

 

Dear Sleepless,

For every despicable act, there is an equally honorable one! It keeps the world balanced, I suppose. Look at this as an opportunity to be part of a marvelous deed. Those little kitties will grow up in the shadow of canine kindness, and your sacrifice might make that difference toward world peace. Be thankful for the generous family you have!

Sparky
sparkytmutt@yahoo.com