That rage should take him all the way to the Weiner Dog Grand Nationals

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It's a Dog's Life

So you might as well enjoy it

Lessons in Assertiveness

by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt

edited by P.V. Alvarado

Hot Dog

Dear Dr. Mutt,

I have a bone to pick with the human race, especially the humans that live around my yard. They go for a walk almost every day, and it never fails that as they pass by my fence, they laugh and point at me and call me a hot dog. Well, I am neither hot, nor am I a wiener! I am a registered Dachshund, with a pedigree as long as my body. If I could get loose from the chain linked to my collar, I’d chase them and maybe even bite them. GRRRRRR

Angry in Ancon

Dear Angry,

Take it easy. Humans are renowned for their lack of tact when it comes to calling us names. Just consider the source and get on with your life. It’s not worth getting stressed out over something as silly as a name.

Sparky
sparkytmutt@yahoo.com

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