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Volume 15, Number 16
October 6, 2009

culture

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Original multimedia show to kick off new arts scene, foundation
Real estate cutthroats at the Theatre Guild
Youth Symphony benefit for worldwide disaster relief
STOP: the regional contemporary dance scene is coming to town
Sparky the Wonder Dog
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Cool Internet sites, including a new video by Grupo Tuira
ICARO regional film and video festival
Panama Jazz Festival 2010 artists
The Producers


It's a Dog's Life

So you might as well enjoy it

Lessons in Assertiveness

by Sparky, the Wonder Dog, a/k/a Dr. Sparkus T. Mutt

edited by P.V. Alvarado

Freaky Food


Dear Doctor Mutt,

My mistress usually serves my plate before she leaves for work, but today she served me something unpalatable, so I left the plate untouched. When she returned, she was upset and fussed at me and called me an ingrate. I refuse to eat this trash, what can I do?

Fed-up in Francistown


Dear Fed-up,

That all depends on your mistress: If she can read your moods and if she is generous and understanding, she may come around. If not, you may be forced to eat not only your words, but the unpalatable as well.



Also in this section:
Original multimedia show to kick off new arts scene, foundation
Real estate cutthroats at the Theatre Guild
Youth Symphony benefit for worldwide disaster relief
STOP: the regional contemporary dance scene is coming to town
Sparky the Wonder Dog
The Panama News Acrostic
Cool Internet sites, including a new video by Grupo Tuira
ICARO regional film and video festival
Panama Jazz Festival 2010 artists
The Producers

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