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Volume 16, Number 7
July 7, 2010

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Some of the recently added stories:
The political maneuvering after the violence in Changuinola
Bocas murder suspects nabbed in Nicaragua
100 years of the Smithsonian-Panama relationship
Government overpays for groceries bought from the president's company
Bocas protesters bury their fallen
Frog killer caught in the act
La sección de opiniones en español
Lagartijas street theater
Brockwehl & Parsons, Panama hungry for justice
Report to the Latin American and Caribbean Conference on Women (a long PDF file)
The battle over Law 30
Preview of the next issue's editorials: Martinelli off the deep end, and A strange GOP pitch
Chinese lunch at the Restaurante California
Letters to the editor
Cool Internet Sites, mostly Panamanian stuff this time
Books, The War Before
Suspect contracts and Bosco's slide to disgrace
Lead contractor for new locks in financial free fall
The Chorizo Laws and pending projects
Law 30 --- "the Chorizo Law" --- in its Spanish original
Gay Pride 2010 in Panama City
also, look for daily updates from Panama and elsewhere on our Facebook page

Rubén Blades, covering Rómulo Castro's La Rosa de Los Vientos, with photos of Panama

Common question, usual answer, hilarious reaction

I have been editing The Panama News for more than 15 years now, and I field a lot of questions about whether Panama is a good country to come to live. Another version of it is when people ask me where it looks like Panama is headed.

Recently we have had some incidents in the Darien, where a cop stepped on a land mine and he and a colleague were seriously hurt. The Martinelli administration is blaming FARC, cordoning off the area to reporters and other outsiders, arresting Panamanians, banning travel and making warlike declarations. Certainly, if Colombia's leftist FARC rebels planted a land mine in Panamanian territory that's unprecedented and an ominous turn of events. So on an email group someone asked me: "Eric, are you suggesting that Expats ought to start planning their exit strategy from Panama, before the 'ominous turn of events' gets worse?" I responded (without the hyperlinks):

I think that some of the things that Martinelli is doing have already added to the real estate bubble pop to send various expats looking for greener pastures. I think that some of the dynamics among expats, with so-called leaders increasingly recognized as shills for what the FBI calls "affinity fraud," have led people who harbored illusions to become disillusioned. Clearly, there is already a trickle of foreigners leaving.

I sure hope that Panama does not descend into systematic warfare with FARC or anyone else, let alone warfare that comes to Panama's major population centers. I also hope that Martinelli does not use the situation in the Darien as one more excuse for mass arrests, curtailment of civil liberties and elimination of what little is left of the rule of law.

And as we are going down a road that may lead us to that stuff, I hope that the American community in particular but foreign residents in general do not become identified as a cheering section for repression. None of us should relish the prospect of explaining to an anti-American mob the difference between ourselves and some fascist who has pretended to speak for us.

When I was growing up in the old Canal Zone, I remember the constant fear of an anti-American mob. Zonian society had all types, but at key junctures belligerent rednecks shoved everyone else aside and spat venom at Panama and Panamanians, which was one of the big reasons for the anti-American mobs --- which sometimes harmed the very Americans who had the best and friendliest ties to Panamanians but just happened to be in the way.

Things are not like that now. The American community in this country is not a besieged colonial enclave, but the neighbors down the street. There is a reason why I put the above video at the top of this page. For all of its problems, Panama is a great place to live --- especially if you come here without too many illusions to be shattered by our realities. Beware of the predatory hustlers and their online siren songs, but nevertheless those foreign newspaper reports about how Panama is one of the top retirement spots are built upon a large core of truth.

However, at the moment Panama has a government that's looking for fights in several directions, bringing angry and frustrated crowds out into the streets. There are a few foreigners who take it upon themselves to cheer the government on, urging it to smash the labor unions, crush the environmentalist movement, get involved in Colombia's war, dispense with the rule of law, dispossess rural communities and give their land and water rights to foreign corporations and so on. That is by no means typical of today's American community, but there is an element, mostly belligerent drunks, eager to play the role that we saw played back in 1964.

I was asked a question, and I called it like I saw it. I did not name names. There are a number of characters who fit the bill.

So along comes this fool who writes on his website:

Dennis Melton is an expatriate living in the Republic of Panama. He runs a fishing charter business, and he is the Moderator of one of the English language Yahoo Email groups - Panama Forum. There is one individual on that net who is both mentally ill and negatively obsessed with me. This person regularly and routinely uses Dennis Melton's Panama Forum to launch personal attacks against me, most recently accusing me of being a "shill" for criminal activity and fraud artists, and calling me a "fascist." ...

One way of the other - either he controls the nut jobs over there, or he gets to see his name in lights over here. I'm fed up with this crap. The gloves are coming off. Either Dennis Melton shuts this guy down, or he's going to be made to understand how I feel.

Well sieg heil, Don.

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I'm in Third World peasant mode lately, peeling, cutting and drying a year's mango supply. It will surely be the last season with the deteriorating dehydrator that I am using.

These are handy machines to have, but you have to look hard to find them in stores here. It's mainly due to a Panamanian culture in which putting up food is not such a common practice, even among the poor who would greatly benefit from it. Tropical realities of something or the other always being locally in season surely contribute to this norm.

It used to be that food prices in Panama were dramatically cheaper than in the United States, and this was one of this country's attractions as a place to retire. That gap has narrowed quite a bit in recent years, but if you are into gardening and preserving food, our tropical conditions make it much cheaper to feed yourself here.

And what, other than eating them like candy or in some sort of trail mix, does one do with dried mangoes? Try substituting dried mango bits for raisins in an oatmeal-raisin cookie recipe. Rehydrate them by tossing some in with the contents of a store-bought can of fruit cocktail for an enhanced fruit salad. Use them in sauces for fish or chicken. Eat them with ice cream. Flavor your tea with them. Dream up your own creations.

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When Juan Carlos Varela chose Bosco Vallarino as his party's candidate for mayor, Miguel Antonio Bernal immediately sized up the situation: "Bosco's an idiot."

That Bosco has shown himself to be. What Varela wanted was someone in the mayor's office who would enable the stuffing of Panama City's payroll with Panameñista Party activists, but whom nobody would take seriously as a presidential primary contender in 2014.

But Bosco has proven himself to be spectacularly inept --- he's a crook with no subtlety whatsoever, so he keeps getting caught, and meanwhile he can't keep the most basic city services running. Varela's cynical political maneuver, which Martinelli signed onto as part of his coalition agreement, has forced the president to time and again manipulate the courts and prosecutors to save the mayor from the legal consequences of his actions.

But now there are political consequences: a four pecent approval rating for the mayor. Martinelli wants him out, but lacks the constitutional authority to directly remove him. There are, however, pending court cases that could get Bosco removed. So the increasing clamor in Panameñista circles is to find a diplomatic post for Bosco, as to get this embarrassment out of public view.

Me? I think that Panama needs to establish full diplomatic relations with Uzbekistan. The Uzbeks are big-time players in the world potash business. Think of the coup it would be if a deal could be struck with landlocked Uzbekistan to transport its potash in Panamanian-registry ships, in exchange for this country importing Uzbek camels. Bosco Vallarino is just the emissary to send abroad for these sensitive negotiations. Now.

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I have paid a little bit of attention to soccer's World Cup. I would have liked to have seen the USA do better, but that was not to be. Quite frankly, I have been more interested in baseball.

So, in light of all of the above, and because as a dual US-Panamanian citizen I sometimes despair for both of my countries, am I properly described as a "Yankee Go Home" kind of guy?

Actually, I am part of this tiny minority --- not a particularly oppressed one in Panama, but severely outnumbered --- of Detroit Tigers fans in this country. "Yankee go home" does not at all describe my world view. "Yankee get picked off of first base," or better yet "Yankee hit into a double play" is my minoritarian point of view in a Panama that has all these New York Yankees fans.

I interrupted production of this front page to watch the Tigers maintain their tenuous half-game grasp on first place in the American League Central Division with a bottom of the ninth homer by Miguel Cabrera to tie and an 11th inning homer by Johnny Damon to win.

In politics you can always find some blowhard to question the loyalty of someone with different ideas, but there are loyalties in baseball, too.

On June 2, Tigers pitcher Armando Gallaraga was facing his 27th batter of the night with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning --- with this out he'd have a perfect game. Alas, he didn't get it and it was a disputed call that will be argued about through the ages. I have seen videos and stills from better angles than this one:


Quite frankly, it looked like a tie to me. The tie goes to the runner and umpire Jim Joyce was right on top of the play. So does my failure to fault Joyce for what so many Detroit fans call a blown call make me disloyal?

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Maybe because of the inspiring example of the Panama Canal, this country has a lot of very good civil engineers. But which ones get hired, and the sorts of budgets and constraints that they have to work with, are quite frequently dictated by politicians with little to recommend them in any way.

We have been getting some heavy rains of late, and there are the usual examples of rural roads washed down hillsides due to improper drainage, and urban flooding due to overloaded or badly maintained drains. And then in Panama City, whenever heavy rain and high tide coincide, the drainage system loses suction and neighborhoods that are not that close to the bay get flooding.

Think of what happens if climate change raises the sea level a bit. The fanatics and covert oil company shills will surely take me to task for mentioning this possibility, but without making a religious dogma of my concern I think that the preventive principle does shift burdens of proof.

There is this project to build a new metro area sewer and sewage treatment system underway, and under recent legislation it seems that the work --- which is going in phases, not all of which have been designed --- will proceed without any environmental impact studies. So, out of neglect for some real and widely discussed possibilities, or just from the hubris and sloth that come with immunity from being challenged, are we going to build a sewer system that chronically backs up just like the storm drains? Are we going to build a single huge treatment plant (which itself I think is a bad idea, for several reasons) on a spot that turns out to be too low given changing conditions?

When I put on my urban policy wonk glasses, I see the abolition of environmental impact studies for major metro area infrastructure projects as a celebration of militant ignorance. If this "we don't want to know" policy leads to disaster, it will probably be from some direction that hardly anybody ever expected. But I do expect that Panama City is going to regret the institutionalization of impulsive, unstudied development projects.

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It's a triple whammy: Panama has been simultaneously experiencing an outbreak of equine encephalitis concentrated in the eastern part of the country, a sharp increase in dengue fever cases in Chiriqui, and a nationwide bout with influenza.

Meanwhile, there is a worldwide debate about how the World Health Organization handled or mishandled the H1N1 influenza pandemic, and The Panama News covers it in a series of articles and links found in our nature section.

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Our chaotic capital city. Photo by José F. Ponce

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The United States and Canada recently celebrated their national holidays. One of the things that I do, both on the Facebook page that serves as an extension of The Panama News and on the email list, is something of a continuation of the radio show I used to have. "The Wappin Radio Show" in its present exile is a changing selection of music videos that varies as to schedule, genre, language and mood. Think of the late 60s rock-soul-blues-jazz hippie free form radio, then add elements of Latin American and Caribbean music, with shows sometimes in one genre and sometimes not. I celebrated both Canada Day and the Fourth of July with respective special editions of the Wappin Radio Show. Let me leave you with this thing, which was part of my Canada Day show:

Enjoy.

Eric Jackson
editor & publisher

PS: People who are on The Panama News email list are notified as new articles are uploaded onto this website, as the production cycle bears an ever more tenuous relationship to the stated dates of any particular issue. People on this list started getting links to articles in this issue more than a week before this front page was uploaded. Send me an email asking to subscribe if you want to get on the email list.

Most new articles are also uploaded to my Facebook page, on which I post news items about Panama and the world that are derived from other sources on a more or less daily basis. Also on that Facebook page I upload the Wappin Radio Show several times per week. Facebook keep changing their policies and functions around, but at the moment I hope that I have the page set up so that one may have access to its "wall" without registering as my Facebook "friend."




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